Friday Fictioneers: sight unseen

 

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It’s time once again for Friday Fictioneers which is brought to you each week by Rochelle at Addicted to Purple.

Thank you, Rochelle!

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~My entry for August 8, 2014 ~

Sight Unseen

House for sale:

Large split level home commands an unobstructed oceanfront view. This 5 bedroom 3 bath home has it all. Large sun deck, big cooks kitchen with a small garden for growing your own herbs and vegetables. Home is situated on 3 lush and beautiful acres. Room for horses in the back!

Hurry, won’t last long at this price!

Lenny and Mary read the ad and couldn’t believe their luck! They had been saving for years and now their dream home was within their grasp. They scheduled the viewing for Saturday, at 9:00AM.

They just knew this was the one!

Dream HomePHOTO PROMPT – Copyright-Björn Rudberg

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Words: 100

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For some really great takes on this weeks prompt, please look

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What will you write?

Try it!

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So here it is.

The following has been hard to deal with, much less talk about…

This is what has been going on:

First the good news ~ We managed to afford get into a medical plan that did not have a $10,000 dollar deductible (this would have been for each of us, BTW!).  Our deductible for this plan is $2,400. each. Payments to the primary care are up by $10 per visit.  Payments to specialists are supposed to be $55 but we are being charged $65 because the specialists want a physical piece of paper as a referral from our primary care physician.  Our primary care physician was under the idea that her request via computer system to the specialist WAS a written referral.  After all, the specialist agreed to see me when she asked them to, didn’t they?  She doesn’t even HAVE a paper referral, never needed one before!  It is a mess.  Now $10 a visit doesn’t seem like much until you add up all the visits we have been going to lately!  😦  Oh yes, and once we have met our deductible we have $300.00 copay each for the ER, the hospital, and any procedures we have done.

Bob got sick and collapsed at the end of June.  We managed to get him inside and checked his blood sugar and his blood pressure.  Blood sugar was OK, but blood pressure was 60 over 30!  We called the paramedics because Bob kept blacking out.  When they arrived they recommended that he go to the hospital.  That is a 20 mile ride.  It cost $700.00.  The insurance wouldn’t pay any of it!

While he was at the hospital they checked him from his big toe to the last hair on his head and all points in-between.  Anyone who entered the room and said “HAY!”  has sent us a bill for their services.  Once they stabilized his blood pressure they wanted to send him home, only every time he got up his BP fell through the floor again.  They admitted him.  He spent the night and all of the next day and evening in the hospital.  Anyone who entered the room and said “HAY!”  has sent us a bill for their services.

Eventually, they sent him home with instructions to not go to work for two days and to see his primary care physician.  She referred him out for blood work and other testing, and to a heart specialist to make sure his heart isn’t the problem.   The heart specialist took more blood, x-rays, an ultrasound and a stress test.  When the Doctor got done with him he said his heart is very strong, and that Bob has a very minor heart murmur.  He never knew that!

The primary also sent him to the Dermatologist to get a mole on his neck checked out.   The verdict?  Basal Cell Carcinoma.  You can read about it HERE.  It is one of the most common skin cancers and apparently likes to grow under the surface with roots leading out into the surrounding tissue.  In order to get all the cancer, and to take out the least good tissue, the Dermatologist has him scheduled to go to his Decatur office to have it removed.  The process will be performed using a technique called Mohs Surgery  You can read about that HERE.   

The bills for all of this are still rolling in.  I believe that Bob has now met, or is close to meeting his $2,400.00 copay.

We still don’t know what caused his blood pressure to bottom out.

At this point, as we have met our deductibles for the year, I am now going to schedule my vein surgery on my legs.  I was putting it off because it was so expensive but there really is no reason for me to wait.   Besides, if I wait till next year I will have to start over on that nasty deductible!

 

Favorite Bobism from his hospital stay…

After being served a dinner of spaghetti, mashed potatoes, over-cooked cauliflower, and a nasty banana pudding, he quipped:

“I think they’re trying to starch me from the inside out.”

Seriously?  Spaghetti and mashed potatoes?  😛

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Oh yes, and my colony of bees has collapsed.

Zip

Zilch

Nada one left.

I went out to check on them and they were all laying in a pile in front of the hive.  It was in the late spring.  So my guess is that they got dosed by a crop sprayer.  I will try again next year.

 

Photo Friday: learning the art of a closer shot

I bought my camera (mumble) years ago and played with it, but never learned how to really use it.  Reading the manual might have helped…  😛

This past week I was goofing around and removed the telephoto lens.  I put the *shorter lens into the camera.  I then set it to macro and took this shot from one foot away.

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A closer look revealed detail I didn’t know was possible with my old camera!

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA

So for the rest of the week I spent time in the garden practicing with my newly found macro mode and here are the results.  They aren’t the best as most days were a tad breezy and I need a lot of practice,  but I sure did have fun!

And here are a few that were not macro, but fun to share with you!

So I wouldn’t call them ‘macro’ photographs, but the shorter lens and the macro setting sure gave me a closer and more clear shot than I have ever been able to get before!  So now it will be:

Practice, practice, practice!

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Have a blessed weekend!

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NOTE:   *I’m dead certain that shorter lens has a proper name, but I’ll be hanged if I can recall it. 

The Couple on Flight 259: a pandimesional tale told in two parts

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It’s time again for Friday Fictioneers which is brought to you each week by Rochelle at Addicted to Purple.

view-from-the-planePHOTO PROMPT- Copyright Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

 

 The Couple on Flight 259:

a pandimensional tale told in two parts

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“Honey, what’s that big X down there?”

“Couldn’t say, dear.  I’ve never noticed it before.”

“Me neither. It’s very strange.”

George replies, “Maybe it’s a heliport, darling.” and returning to his in-flight magazine he instantly tunes her out.

“Ah, that makes sense”, mumbles Merriam, and puts on her earphones.

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Charley! I told you playtime was over. Now you and your brother put your toys away this instant; it’s time for dinner!  

Aw . . . !

Charley pulls the plug on his toy, then snatching the airplane from Billie’s hand he tosses them into the basket.

Laughing, they race for the door.

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Words:  100

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For some really great takes on this weeks prompt, please look

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What will you write?

Try it!

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Pandimensional:  A term first coined in *The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams, which means “Of or pertaining to all dimensions of reality”

* Please do yourself a favor and skip the Disnified movie version and go read the book!  😉